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Slick Pete

…in the mens room, snapping awkwardness. Starting to nail some
instant posings. Fails miserably at it when other man the camera.

"apple pie"

Notice the "".

Tasty nonetheless.

Crave fish

Shrimps had these crayfishes beat in size. Found myself apologizing to
everyone at the table.

To readers foreign to crayfish-parties,
this is the size they should be:

[Aftonbladet photo of a proper-sized Swedish crayfish — link broken]

Snack?

Don't mind if I do.

Class

If only they were real. Nothing spells fortune and class as much as
being able to aquire slippers made out of panda babies.

Luxury

Typical Japanese luxury where I work:
The lunchplace is high up, the view; magnificent. But the interiors,
tables, walls, are all in faux wood. Covered in plastic wood, they
give the allure of sophistication.
Seats – fake leather.
Menu – "pork of the day"
Background music – eminem.

Out of place, but, the image of high class is present, down to the
waiters dresses.