July 2011

23 posts

Sweden – Misc

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Random pics from Sweden, starting with the above risotto I had to Swedify with a pre-spiced string of bbq meat. Cooked in a frying pan.
That piece of meat is a staple of the Swedish summer. Gross but then again also nice.

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Messing up my sisters apartment
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Think I snapped this guy before, in his earlier days, when he had better skin.
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It’s funny how the wind, or excessive eating, makes you look like a meatball on sticks
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You can’t tell from that innocent look of mine, but you can tell by looking at Matthias, that we’re almost drunk out of our minds. Later this eve I, for the first time in a very long time, get drunk enough to loose it. [shut up Alex, it was so last year]. I get helped (dragged) home by friends who enters my sisters place to dump my sorry excuse of a carcass there, scaring the life out of her in the process. What a night. 
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Newfound love – chainsaws 
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Still haven’t figured out why and how my head is moving this fast

The Burning House

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As posed by http://theburninghouse.com/
– what would you bring out of your burning house?

I would bring myself out; screaming, shoving women and children out of my way; BUT
had I a choice I would bring whatever I could from the above items.

If I only had a choice of one it would be that black, plastic little thing near center which houses about everything I’ve ever worked on professionally since I were 19.

Stockholm Foodie

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Random goodies for my own reminiscing enjoyment. Enjoy it, me.

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Sweden – Rangers

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I always dork it up with Stella. 
“STELLA!!
STELLA!!!
Can’t you hear me yella?!
You’re puttin’ me through hella!
Stella…STELLA”

Major points if you know/knew that without the use of google.
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It’s good when balls have an arrow on them, to show which direction they are suppose to go
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Trashfest 2011, takeoff mon-sun

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Took off at night to capture the trash madness that is the Scandic booze cruises. Regular trash people doing regular trash people things. Moms with kids in tow shaking (or at least rocking) her body back and forth way past midnight with the sole purpose of impressing the right one who, may or may not be there this weekday morning.

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Later I met the gay guy again, the dude from the entry below (post below) who once again tells me he’d just swallow. It seems he finally got why I (and no one else) slightly giggled about the cigar talk. He’s very excited about this now gotten funny joke and wants to try it out on other people too. Thus the trash circle has transpired genders and sexuality, and I’m all happy.

Booze Cruise 2011 – part 1

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Thanks random lady that took the photo, for letting us now when you’d snap.

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I have a 100 yen glasses theme going

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A fake beach complete with chlorine, no sand and lots of fake but deadly rays. I’m missing a fizzy Mai–tie.

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The ocean turned from one shade of pretty to another.

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Gay guy in the cigar room, smoking a cigarette, gave me this unintentional freebie:
“I can’t smoke [those] I’d just swallow”. The thing is that that really was unintentional on his end. No one was moved. Not him, not my mom, not the trash “boys” and their gangs around the room. Not the old men, not the alco-moms, no one.
I love going on these trips.

Sweden – BBQ

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The lazy approach to getting a glow going
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The world seen through a pair of 100 yen glasses
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All these happy people. Could only mean one thing. Fart jokes.
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Poland

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Such a tasty breakfast each day. I’ve done nothing to the colors – the tomatoes DOES pop your retina if you stare right at those supersaturated things

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Poland is all win.

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Out to get fuel for our “commie night out”. “Sausages in one hand and vodka in the other” like in “the happy days”.

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The awesome result.
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Climbing up this watchtower got us the view in the pic below
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Love the lizard queen
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This honey-beer goodness makes me cry rainbows of joy, sends me into a shivering frenzy to later explode my brain with pure ecstasy leaving only but a shell of a man.
And it’s such a shame I only brought a few back.
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Sweden – The first days

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Yub nub

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While bbq it up with Jonas this dear fellow dropped by like in some Disney movie. Except Snow-white, Cinderella and random princes were all trash.

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The dude. Das Abiden.