{"id":305,"date":"2009-12-27T04:29:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-27T04:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/?p=305"},"modified":"2009-12-27T04:29:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-27T04:29:00","slug":"bound-to-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/?p=305","title":{"rendered":"Bound to happen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"mobile-photo\"><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_nQTATazRsjs\/SzbinWAvPJI\/AAAAAAAAAOc\/6kEZO-C8Y78\/s1600-h\/photo-757219.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_nQTATazRsjs\/SzbinWAvPJI\/AAAAAAAAAOc\/6kEZO-C8Y78\/s320\/photo-757219.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5419768367138421906\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It was bound to happen: given enough time any\/all foreigners in Japan will pose at least once for a commercial.<\/p>\n<p>Today it was my turn, and I&#8217;m leaving the make-up on for the remainder <br \/>of the day, making this my most stylish apartment move-in cleanup ever (see <br \/>yesterdays posts).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was bound to happen: given enough time any\/all foreigners in Japan will pose at least once for a commercial. Today it was my turn, and I&#8217;m leaving the make-up on for the remainder of the day, making this my most stylish apartment move-in cleanup ever (see yesterdays posts).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}