{"id":292,"date":"2009-12-04T12:22:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T12:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/?p=292"},"modified":"2009-12-04T12:22:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-04T12:22:00","slug":"a-christmas-spectacle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/?p=292","title":{"rendered":"A Christmas spectacle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"mobile-photo\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_nQTATazRsjs\/Sxj_CH-5BiI\/AAAAAAAAAKw\/f6-0LZb-gCs\/s1600-h\/photo-752762.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_nQTATazRsjs\/Sxj_CH-5BiI\/AAAAAAAAAKw\/f6-0LZb-gCs\/s320\/photo-752762.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411355364253304354\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you thought the christmas cake was Japans worse abomination of the <br \/>holidays&#8230;here&#8217;s a worthy contender. Christmas illumination &amp; <br \/>lasershow. The theme&#8230;not snow but water and waves. Laser shooting <br \/>out of the blue sea. Of course.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously this spectacle isn&#8217;t a match for the christmas tradition of <br \/>couples dumping their families to retreat to love hotels for <br \/>copulation (guessing both santa and jesus twists and turns in agony <br \/>over that one), I just wanted to throw that one in there.<\/p>\n<p>Outside my office, btw. Nicer pic <a href=\"http:\/\/www.japantoday.com\/images\/size\/655x\/2009\/12\/shiodome4.jpg\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you thought the christmas cake was Japans worse abomination of the holidays&#8230;here&#8217;s a worthy contender. Christmas illumination &amp; lasershow. The theme&#8230;not snow but water and waves. Laser shooting out of the blue sea. Of course. Obviously this spectacle isn&#8217;t a match for the christmas tradition of couples dumping their families to retreat to love [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.peterhainer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}